Today in WTF News, a group of high school students in Massachusetts are attacking Call of Duty: World at War because — get this — you can kill dogs. That’s right, forget about all the vile human-on-human carnage, if you can kick Fido then the game needs to go. Excellent work, kids, just brilliant. Not only are you picking on a six month old game, your cause is laughable and the very definition of frivolous. Bravo!

Don’t get me wrong, you’re pretty much a miserable excuse for a person if you go out and kill animals for the fun of it, but this is the perfect example of how ludicrous society is becoming. Tomorrow in WTF News, pre-schoolers call for a Grand Theft Auto ban because you can crash your car into trees, damaging the bark and thereby harming delicate flora.


Don’t get me wrong, you’re pretty much a miserable excuse for a person if you go out and kill animals for the fun of it
So hunters and fishers are the spawn of the devil? Granted, I’ve never hunted nor fished before, so I really can’t say how much “fun” is derived from either.
Hunters and fishers -at least when they kill just for the fun of it- are pretty much a miserable excuse for a person.
I’m not sure what “the spawn of the devil” is. The devil does not exist to begin with, whereas ignorant and selfish people DO exist, in large quantities.